Where to download Word '97 (abandonware):
Click Here For Office '97Download the ISO version of Word '97, mount the drive, then install it through the SETUP.exe installer, then find WINWORD.exe (under "office" folder) and r-click and save as a desktop shortcut. Once inside word '97, go to insert -> picture -> wordart to insert word art, or insert -> picture -> from file -> popular, to use clip art.
Use photoshop equivalent to put these together. Remember, you can use the bucket icon once you create word art to modify the colours (use a gradient for best results), and next to it you can adjust the angle at which the words are displayed.
I'm telling you this because I really want to see people make more funny stickers and y2k art.
Now go create cool shit!